Site News
Wednesday, May 23, 2007 : Professor Quotes section closed. I'm graduating on Saturday, so I no longer have professors to make fun of.
Monday, April 23, 2007 : Violating two of the Holy Commandments of Web Design (No audio and no moving images on a website), Videos section added.
Saturday, March 3, 2007 : Bonus points to whomever can point out all of the things I've changed.
Wednesday, January 10, 2007 : Oh my God, IE6 doesn't conform to IE7 doesn't conform to ANYTHING. I now have 3 stylesheets: one for IE6, one for IE7, and one for every other browser on the face of the earth. Please do me and millions of web developers around the world a favor and download something better to browse the web.
Monday, January 8, 2007 : Okay, ALL of the pages here oughtta be running in php. If any of you find a broken page, get a hold of me somehow.
Sunday, January 7, 2007 : In case you didn't notice, I just changed a bunch of the pages here to run on php instead of html. This is mainly because php pwns and it'll be alot easier for me to coordinate all of the pages' layouts. I was starting to get sick of Dreamweaver's file syncronization weirdness, also.
Monday, December 11, 2006 : Used a huge hack to make IE5+ display the navigation bar to the left display properly. Every browser in the world, sans IE5+ and Lynx displayed it properly, but to the large majority of people who continue to cling to the world's worst and least standards compiant web browser, the navigation bar is fixed for you. Projects section added, but not populated.
Saturday, September 16, 2006 : Everything made W3C DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict compliant! Mostly because Nick made fun of me that I only made everything W3C DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional compliant. What was I thinking?
Monday, August 14, 2006 : Everything updated with the new look. Made most of everything WC3 compliant!
Thursday, August 10, 2006 : I threw some roundy corners at the website and made it look a shitton cleaner. Just don't go to the photoshops section, or else you'll get the old, shitty layout. I'd fix it now, but Conan is on in like 2 minutes so eff that.
Wednesday, February 8, 2006 : 80's party pics put up. I'm drunk just looking at them again.
Wednesday, January 4, 2006 : New Year's Eve Eve, New Year's Eve, and New Year's Day Pictures added. Ow, my head. I'd also like to mention I broke 200+ hits a few weeks ago.
Thursday, December 15, 2005 : Holy freaking crap! I added something to Teh Site! I haven't written satire in awhile; hope you like it.
Monday, September 5, 2005 : Before the good old pound-me-in-the-ass school year starts, I decide that this place needs some renovating. Various updates made.
Wednesday, August 31, 2005 : Hey, I still have a site! In preperation for another year at MSOE, I decide that I should get to updating some stuff that needs some updating around here.
Monday, May 30, 2005 : I figured out how to use gradients in photoshop today. I use that as an excuse to make another fucking article.
Saturday, May 28, 2005 : Posted up the Brewer's game pictures. I was going to do something else today, but I can't recall what...
Sunday, May 22, 2005 : Holy crap! >100 hits! How the hell did that happen? Added a few more pictures to the nerd pics page. Added a funny little icon next to your address bar so that my site's log wont keep on 404'ing favicon.ico.
Sunday, May 8, 2005 : More pictures added to the drunken party at Adam's House that one day. Another article in the Random Stuff Section added
Thursday, April 28, 2005 : Several people have been complaining about the size of the pictures. After much procrastination, all of them have been compressed to a decent mix of size / image quality. YOU'RE WELCOME.
Sunday, April 24, 2005 : Found an about myself page that I will need to make use of in approximately 15 years.
Monday, April 18, 2005 : "plagerism" replaced with "plagiarism". Thanks, Tony. No thanks to Dreamweaver. Links section added.
Thursday, April 14, 2005 : By the overpowering forces of sheer boredom, site goes online. I sincerely hope that people don't hate the shittiness too badly.
Thursday, March 31, 2005 : Random Stuff section added. Stuff written. Wow, all that Guinness hit me like a sack o' rocks.
Monday, March 28, 2005 : After RAID0'ing my computer, which required a complete reformat, I finally get back to this stupid thing. Yippee.
Monday, March 21, 2005 : A lesson in how much I don't like tables, I redesigned the JOT's front page for fun. I think it's a good improvement from this atrocity. Too bad I'm not getting paid to do this...
Sunday, March 20, 2005 : After thinking about it for awhile, I realize that any picture in the pictures section is at too big of a resolution to be viewed comfortably in an html page; most, if not all, web browsers scale down images that have a resolution higher than the current monitor resolution. So, I took the easy way out and just linked the thumbnails to the gigantic jpegs.
Thursday, March 16, 2005 : Pictures section made, too lazy to put any pictures in, though
Wednesday, March 16, 2005 : Hm, the freaking wrapper wont resize with big pictures. After referring to several sites, such as [H]ard|OCP and Deviantart, I notice that they have the same symptoms as me. I'll ignore this for now. For those of you whom don't see what I'm babbling about, don't worry about it. I finally get to implementing that brilliant way to manage the pictures that I thought up on Monday and realize that it's alotta work, but it looks good.
Monday, March 14, 2005: Added scary picture of myself in the About Myself section. Devised a simple solution for placing images.
Sunday, March 13, 2005 : Photoshops, About Myself, and Professor Quotes Pages added. I realize that I'm using the "coding" field much more than the "design" field. I ponder how the hell I'm going to cleanly manage all the pictures.
Saturday, March 12, 2005 : After spending several weeks making an original "version 1.0" site just to get a feel on how html works, I finally get the nerve to start messing around with css. This important step has led to a much cleaner "version 2.0" site--what you're seeing now. I realize through my first website's first log (below) that that first site does indeed look amateur.
Thursday, February 24, 2005 : Holy fucking shit, I made something that kinda resembles a website. Now, to see if I can make it look good. I log that, if I somehow get really good at making websites someday, this is my first amateur attempt.